In March, Two Writing Teachers hosts the Slice of Life Story Challenge. Everyone is welcome to share writing and comment on others in this special community.
Clare is my third of four daughters, and in case you're reading, and you've missed it, three of my four daughters slice with us during the month of March. Clare is currently living at home since she is between jobs and a PhD program. With two slicers under the same roof, we have a lot of giggles over what constitutes a slice. In fact, in her post yesterday, Clare allowed that she had slices out the wazoo. (And, she kind of does!) Clare's post yesterday was one of her funnier ones, relaying the catapult of her electric toothbrush into an unflushed toilet. If you're looking for a laugh, you'll find one there, both in the post and in the comments.
She started the post giving me dibs on empathic farting. Hmmm. What you need to know is that the Meehans have a lot of diagnosed and undiagnosed GI issues. Therefore, the status of our colons is rarely undiscussed. We know who's gone, who hasn't gone, and how much they've gone. While we don't have a family group chat about it, we probably could. Someone is always ready to talk about how much or little Miralax they need on a daily basis.
Therefore, it should come as little surprise that people in our house own their farts and generally provide warning when the environmental smell is about to change. We tend to be quiet air polluters. My friends used to call them SBDs when I was in high school for silent but deadly. (Is that a thing? Or did we make it up? I'm not sure...)
The other day, Clare and I were driving home from New Hampshire, and it was raining. When she opened her window, I was a little surprised.
The other day, Clare and I were driving home from New Hampshire, and it was raining. When she opened her window, I was a little surprised.
"I farted," she said.
Almost without awareness, so did I.
"Seems like you've inspired my system to get going as well," I said, opening my window and getting wet.
And thus, empathic farting entered the car, our language, and our world. May it not enter yours.
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I laughed with relief that I'm not the only one that has to own up thanks to GI issues. And then...you know what!
ReplyDeleteHa! This post made me laugh. Miralax is my friend, too.
ReplyDeleteMelanie, you and your daughters have me smiling and laughing - out loud. My family does a respectable job in this department as well. We refer to them as "fluffies" left by "Sugugum!" Who knows why!
ReplyDeleteOmg you had me lol!!! Your last line is a comedian’s dream.
ReplyDeleteI could see this becoming a thing at our house. Gotta love the ladies. I love how your relationships come through your writing…and theirs! What a gift. ❤️Jess
ReplyDeleteI read Clare’s toothbrush post so I just knew I had to find out if you did, indeed, write about empathic farting. So delighted that you did! First, yes- SBD is a thing. I remember when I first heard that label what a perfect description it was. Second, I will be sharing your new concept of empathic farting with my husband and his family. I grew up NEVER discussing any of this and pretending it didnt happen, and had a lot of adjusting to do upon marriage. (I decided we might as well deal with it all out pod. Your family seems to have a very loving way of doing that- warnings and all!)
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